I studied English at a party school, so this article is going to utilize everything I learned in college – writing and drinking. I’m going to go ahead and give myself an A+ in responsible drinking as I have only had about 2 ounces of liquor and I don’t even have a driver’s license. The subjects of my very accountable revelry were Casa Noble Tequila and Crystal Head Vodka. The latter may be familiar as its premier promotional material went viral shortly after launch.
I know when I first saw the infomercial, it took me a full four minutes to realize Dan Aykroyd was serious. For a man who made a name for himself with his priceless deadpan delivery of smarty-pants dialogue, pulling a prank about liquid joy in bottles inspired by alien heads would just be par for the course. Turns out Beldar Conehead knows a thing or two about the spirits found in paranormal crania. Makes sense.
Crystal Head Vodka promises to be “silky and smooth.” It delivers. As a chilled shot, it goes down easy with little aftertaste. It leaves pleasant warmth, but none of the shocking burn that can be associated with lesser quality vodkas. Crystal Head is “triple diamond filtered,” which yields its level texture and clean taste and makes it very enjoyable neat. A complicated cocktail would hide the quality of Crystal Head’s flavor, but it’s great with a simple mixer. If bitter is your thing, a Crystal Head Vodka Tonic would surely satisfy. I prefer sweeter drinks and quite enjoyed a Crystal Head screwdriver. While the packaging and marketing might be a little off the wall, Crystal Head produces a genuine, high quality product with great versatility.
I went into tasting Casa Noble more wearily because I am not really a tequila drinker. Thankfully, ehow.com has me covered. I followed ehow’s handy instructions and found that like it’s clear counterpart, Casa Noble is very smooth. It is not, however, nearly as light and drinkable. What Crystal Head boasts in simplicity, Casa Noble has in complexity. The agave from which Casa Noble is distilled presents first followed by a citrus finish. All of this carried in a texture that borders on syrupy. It was not in the least bit unpleasant, just less of a protractible experience. I could take a few shots of Crystal Head Vodka (if I were still in college). A half shot of Casa Noble got the point across.
Casa Noble’s complicated flavor also presented a bit of a challenge when it came to mixers – to dilute it too heavily would counteract the subtleties of its essential elements, but its multifaceted savor is bold enough to compliment a comparable mixer. I found a satisfying partner for Casa Noble in Boylan’s ginger ale with a squeeze of lime. The bitterness and zing of the ginger played nicely off the agave and lime and tequila go together like, well, like lime and tequila. The result was a pleasing cocktail with a striking flavor.
Casa Noble Tequila and Crystal Head Vodka represent two different sides of the liquor spectrum. Casa Noble offers intricate notes of southwestern agave and citrus, while Crystal Head presents the lucid purity of a Newfoundland aquifer. They are both superior products produced using the foremost techniques in the field and make great special-occasion liquors at about $50 a bottle for 750 ml. Keeping your home bar stocked with a bottle of each, plus a good bottle of scotch would keep any crowd happy and you the most popular host in town. Cheers!


